The Study

Our study has been our first big project in our new home, it’s been slow going though; we’ve currently been in our house for more than 10 months and it seems as though hardly anything has changed.

From the wallpaper to the plumbing, many things have gone wrong and we’ve had to deviate from our original plans. Although it’s still not 100% complete, it’s enough for us to move onto the next room. All that’s left is the fitting of the blinds and the replacing of some old furniture, but these jobs will have to wait until our bank accounts recover from the constant blows that home improvement inflicts on them.

We started moving some furniture back into the room on Friday (after the new carpet was fitted on Wednesday) and most excitingly (to me) is that I have moved in my brand new stool from Mason Du Monde, and finally taken off its protective cover.

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Of course I didn’t get the wallpaper I wanted, but we improvised and it looks good. I originally purchased two rolls of Cole & Son’s Columbus wallpaper – which is  the same as the Melville wallpaper but just without the sea creatures.

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Columbus by Cole and Son

It was a paper that Paul and I actually agreed on (the only one).  I bought the rolls from John Lewis, where I’d ordered some wallpaper samples, however, after paying for the two rolls I was contacted and told they wouldn’t be able to get them for me until the end of March. I cancelled my order and phoned around lots of wallpaper companies and they all had to order them from Cole and Son (who didn’t have any) rather than actually stocking it themselves.  I didn’t want to wait that long, so we opted to paint instead because we couldn’t agree on any other paper.

I’d heard some good things about Valspar paint and opted to try it out. But  also because we didn’t realise that B&Q  had stopped selling Crown and Dulux paint when we went to get some. We originally opted for two colours: Aged Parchment and Urban Haze, intending to have three walls in the darker Aged Parchment and the outside wall in Urban Haze but in the middle of painting we changed our minds and kept the outside wall white instead.

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After a very long, tiring day of watching Paul and I move furniture around, Charlie (the cat) had to have a lay down to recoup his energy. 

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Here are a couple of before and after photos, very much hoping you can guess which is which.

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It’s a relief to be rid of those wretched stencilled teddy bears.

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Paul made the wonky doors sound like they were utterly and very noticeably crooked, but when he hung them to show me they were actually fine. Yes, they weren’t perfect but we’re hoping – in the far future- to turn this cupboard into the entrance of a staircase leading to the attic (so it’s not the end of the world).

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The room is still rather bare at the moment but it won’t be long until we put up the pictures and shelving and fill it with all of our things.

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For my upcoming birthday, my parents have very generously bought me an expensive desk from Mason Du Monde, which was ordered today. It will be a few weeks before it arrives but I’m over the moon and thoroughly excited. Will have more pictures when it arrives.

 

F*ck it.

I’d like to dedicate this post to the billions of DIYers who actually prepare themselves for the job they are about to do in advance. The people who buy all of the materials the week before, research exactly what they need to do and buy good quality products only to get down to the job and for it all to go tits up.

In the last month I think I’ve said ‘Fuck’ more than any other word. Even more than ‘Shitting tit-balls’ and especially more than ‘Twatwaffling douche-guzzler’. In fact DIY has really expanded my vocabulary in all sorts of interesting ways.

I really wanted this next update to be the post in which I show you how lovely my fully decorated but unfurnished ‘study’ looked. This is not that post.

You’d think that with me working in a tool and hardware store that I would possibly be one of the more prepared DIYers. I am not. In fact I’m beginning to see why some of my customers are always in such a crappy mood.

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Painting

 

How hard do you think changing a radiator could be? On a scale of 1-10 I probably would have given the job a 3 if changing a lightbulb was a 1. When I measured the old radiator I bumped it up to a 4/10 because annoyingly it was a 29″ radiator not a nice easy metric number. I looked into it and only one company still make imperial radiators (Myson). Fortunately I looked into it further (because Myson rads cost double what I was hoping to pay) and found an absolute genius piece of plumbing called a Union tail valve which I could use to extend the valves and fit in a smaller but more common 700mm radiator. I was so impressed by this little lifesaver.

But wait! There’s more…

On Saturday night a couple of weeks ago, I finished work and had planned to put up the radiator with Paul. We brought home our new radiator, unpackaged it and found a tiny (and I really do want to stess how miniscule it was) chip in the paint. To be perfectly honest, if all was going to plan at this point we’d just have left it that way. The chip was, annoyingly, placed perfectly in the centre at the very top of the radiator – so possibly in one of the most noticeable places.

Whilst Paul started to digest the wall-mounting instructions I started to screw on the Union tail valve and wasn’t having much luck.  It turns out that the lack of luck was due to the fact that half of the TRV (thermostatic radiator valve) was still on the old radiator – which would have been fine as it was still in our garden – but when Paul went to fetch it it became clear that the radiator wasn’t going on the wall that night as an excessive amount of sealant had been used to attach half of the TRV to the old rad. To top everything off, the pipes coming from the floor were too close to the wall to fit the new radiator. We had to cancel the carpet fitting which was due a couple of days later and get in touch with some professionals.

Plan C.

I went to work the next day and chose a suitable new TRV and lockshield (not even going to go into how I originally, stupidly, bought the TRV without the lockshield). To my despair, the TRV and the union tail valve still did not fit together, turns out the union tail valve was meant to be used on imperial TRVs. *sigh*

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I asked for the help of a very patient friend at work and he found me a small 15mm x 1/2″ brass bush that connected the two together, which solved our initial problem.  The copper, which needed moving,  was already quite loose and we had a handyman around who thought it would be a simple case of cutting a chunk out of the floor board and simply pulling the copper forward and inserting the chunk of wood in behind. We got in a plumber and this was not the case. Fortunately he ended up moving the pipes closer together and further out from the wall so we no longer needed the union valve or the bush and he even mounted the radiator for us.

We’ve had to reschedule the carpet for next week but in the long stretch of waiting we’ve finished painting the room and the woodwork and Paul has made some (slightly wonky) doors for the cupboards. I’ve even bought a lovely yellow stool for the study which I had flown over from France. I found it online in a french department store called Mason Du Monde. I haven’t put it in the room yet, not even to see how it would look because it would feel like I’m cursing it (not that much else could go wrong).

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Wonky doors

Fingers crossed the next post will be pictures of the finished room!